Motorhead Lawyer
Awww...too bad that you won't have the ability to track me down. Well, enjoy that lame hobby of yours. As for me, I enjoy smoking weed, snowboarding (can't wait 'till winter), white water kayaking, paintballing, and other extreme sports. Cars are boring, and are only for simple minded individuals (e.g. NASCAR) and self-indulging aristocrats (e.g. F1). Yeah, I used to like car racing...then I grew up. I'd rather not grow a belly by making left turns all day long like yourself. I'll keep your wife company while you're gone...
Oh, enjoy spending wads of money on said boring sport. Yawn!
When you're daughter turns 18, then it'll be her turn to fall in love with the professor like her other girlfriends. Make sure she doesn't major in those fields now!
Oooohh, it's a big deal you have a field. So do I, or did you miss the part where I grow my own food? So does my grandmother and aunt in the old country. In a more exotic location (Europe) than the boring (big yawn!) old Iowa cornfield. Probably think it makes you feel really important. There was no other reason to speak of it. Goes to show that you're nothing but a shell of a person who uses his possessions to think he's important.
Have a stupendous day!
