Greetings to my subjects!
The news arrived this morning by telephone from Tony Blair himself that he has awarded me a prestigious nobility in gracious thanks for the large cheques I have forwarded the Labour Party in recent years.
oh me Surely notThis item is taken from Aberdeens Press and Journal local rag - I've just seen the clip...
In honour of the spectacular compound that is formaldehyde, and all the wonderful uses it has been put to on my behalf as a Pastor of the Church for the past few decades, I have decided to include it in my breastle.
I will sit with the Monster Raving Looney Peers in the Lords, of which there are none. It will be a pleasure to become the first representative of this fine party in such a majestic body.
I look forward to opposing the Idenbreasty Cards Bill on principle when it arrives in front of Their Lordships next week. The OMRLP are not in favour of such an illiberal Bill because it means we will no longer be able to refer to ourselves in the third person, or indeed, use rather obscure yet amusing names. Deputy Leader Boney Maroney is in agreement with this sentiment.
These are exciting times ahead. I trust I have your full support.
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