We have already identified several categories of Sloth, including
A New Category of Sloth 3318You said - "* Sloth Coasters, the guys who take their foot off the gas whenever they see a red light (or even a "stale...
* Sloth Mergers, the doddering ninnies who take the on-ramp at 45 MPH
* Sloth Coasters, the guys who take their foot off the gas whenever they see a red light (or even a "stale green") somewhere before the horizon
* Sloth Pbutters, the needles who get into the pbutting lane and procees to "pbutt" the other vehicle with a 0.001 MPH speed differential, causing the pbutt to last forever
A New Category of Sloth 3319I agree, with the following caveat: confine your Sloth Coasting to lanes where you will not block other vehcles from being able to enter left- or right-turn pockets. I...
* Sloth Speeders, the Sloths who accelerate like molbuttes in January but keep right on accelerating; eventually, if they have enough running room, they will get up to 80 MPH
And now there are Sloth Spoilers, the buttholes who sit right next to you and match the speed of the Sloth in front of you, preventing you from changing into the wide open lane in front of the SS and escaping the trap. To escape their clutches, you have to slow down to a speed even lower than the SS, change lanes behind him twice, and then punch it - that's buttuming you have at least 3 traffic lanes with which to work. If there are only 2 lanes, you're screwed.
Of all the different kinds of Sloth, I think I hate the Sloth Spoilers the most.
