First, driving along I94 just before it branches off to I894, there is a slowdown. I wonder what's going on. I see a police SUV on the left shoulder.... something about 'highway effeciency' or something painted on the side along with the sherif logo. I pbutt by it, in my mirror I see the front end is bashed in all the way across....
This morning... I am in the right lane behind a large SUV. The right lane ends up ahead. This guy is doing about 35 in a 40... fine right lane. He's failing to accelerate. The van in the left lane is blocking me out of a lane change. The sloth SUV driver changes lane such that the driver of the van has to slow (was doing about 37, sloth slowed to make the lane change) and there is no where for me to go but forward. (I suppose I could have squeezed inbetween the van and the SUV, leaving little clearances, but I decided that was unsafe) That's ok, because there is space foward. I punch it and make the lane change as the right lane ends a good 4 or 5 car lengths in front of sloth SUV driver who then flips me off. This retard fails to use his right pedal and makes it impossible to merge behind him. Traffic conditions give me one safe option, so I take it, get no where near him, and he takes offense.