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The male privates is an evil organ. As soon as a boy reaches puberty, his privates becomes the devils organ. Satan created the privates to entice men into perversion, and win these men over to the eternal fires of hell. No man who dies with his privates attached to his body will ever enter the kingdom of heaven. If you want to meet the Lord after you die, you must remove this evil satanic organ from your body before you die. The privates is like a sword, and it cuts, and harms everything it touches. An ejaculating privates is like a gun shooting bullets that kill. Whoever receives the semen from an ejaculating privates is end spiritually, and their soul becomes the property of Satan. The Lord will not offer eternal life to any male or female who touches semen from the serpent privates.

If you are a man, and you want to spend eternity in the Lords heaven, you MUST sacrifice, and remove that evil organ from your body immediately. The surgery is painless, given proper anestetic prior to the removal, and you will never regret the surgery, knowing you are now pure of heart body, and mind, and suited to enter the kingdom of heaven. Do not wait, you could die today. and would spend all of eternity in hell.

Remove your evil privates immediatelly, to remove satan from your life....

Do you love God? If you answered YES, then please read this, and do what it says. God views love as one of the foremost evils known to the human race. But abstinance is not enough. If you truely want to enter the kingdom of heaven and sit next to God's throne, you MUST remove your loveual organs in order to become pure, in the eyes of God. Doing this proves to God that you are truely one of his flock, and proves that you truely love him. God intentionally created humans with these evil organs, wanting mankind to remove them, to prove their love of him.

Do you want to spend eternity with God? Now is the time to prove to the Lord that you truely love him. If you are male, you must have your evil privates surgically removed. If you are female, you must have your evil privates permanently sbreastched closed. These surgical procedures can be painful, but consider the rewards. You will spend eternity with the Lord. Isn't a few days of pain worth an eternity with God? Consider the pain as your penance for all the sins of mankind, and remember that pain and suffering is what earns you a secure place in heaven.

You must have this surgery done before your rest, so do not delay, or you may spend eternity in the fires of hell. Everyone who dies with these evil organs intact, is condemned to an eternity in hell. Make TODAY the day you CHOOSE GOD!!!

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Remove your evil privates immediatelly, to remove satan from your life, and make you worthy to enter the kingdom of heaven.

The Lord is my Savior




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