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Attempted micropbutter

The situation: 2 lane highway, limited pbutting oportunities. 2 Pbutting lanes southbound in 50 miles, unfortunately both are within 5 miles of each other.

I am southbound at 65 which is the normal flow (tickets start at about 66). Posted 60. I am lead of 4 cars. Reach first pbutting lane (PL)about 1 mile long, pull over, number 2 follows me. Number 3 proceeds to micro pbutt. AT the 3-4 mark he is finally past number 2 and beginning to creep up on me. I see that if I delay pulling back in to the driving lane, I and number 2 will be forced to slow down. As soon as I reach the first 'lane ends, merge left' sign I pull over with enough room as to not 'cut him off'.

Okay, so I figure maybe he got a clue. Come up on the next PL, this one only about 3-4 mile long. I do even better and pull over even before the PL begins. Same thing, micro pbutt and he is just begining to close on me at the first 'lane ends....' sign again so again I pull back left.

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Idiots gawking at handcuffed wetbacks caused three separate crashes near Tucson today. Un-f***ing-believable!! The BP is acting all apologetic, as if it's somehow THEIR fault that these numbskulls crashed...

10 miles later I come up on a SUV doing 58. Get a clear shot to pbutt and go around him. Several more excellent pbutting oportunities come in the next 10 miles but he never attempted any of them as long as I could see him. So now he was delaying everyone behind him again (3 more stacked up when I last saw him).

Dumbbuttes!!! 4138
Which one? There's one westbound JWO Buckman Springs Road, there's one eastbound JEO Yuma, and there's a...

I can only figure he was so clueless that that nothing will seep into his head.

Harry K




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