Hi everyone:
Ever seen big SUV's taking up two spaces?
It really peeves me off.
No. I am not talking about the people who respectfully go to a distant
part of the parking lot where no one else is parking. Those people have respect and they are considerate of other people.
I am talking about real jerks who park right near the crowded part of the lot where everyone else is parking within the lines. But these big
SUV drivers think that they can take up two spaces. They situate their
big SUVs right between two spots. They are probably afraid that other people will scratch up their brand new car.
I have always been angry whenever I see these people. They think they own the place.
I already am a very angry person in general, but I don't like to spill my anger on innocent people. Therefore, I like to look for people who deserve to be mal-treated. These big SUV drivers fit the bill just fine.
So, I have thought up of a device that will puncture their tires.
This device has a simple piece of wood as a base. And in the center of
the wood, there is a big sharp nail on it. I want to place this wood under one of the SUV's tires. This way, when the jerk pulls out of the
space, he will puncture his own tire.
It will relieve my anger. I feel okay about it because this person deserves to have something bad happen to him. This is because he is not an innocent victim. I only want to use this device on people who are jerks. This is to say: if you are not a jerk, you have nothing to
worry about. But if you are a jerk, then the gloves come off.
If you have other ideas where we can fight back against inconsiderate people, please let me know. I only like to pick on people who are inconsiderate. You can think of it this way: I don't like to victimize innocent people (because I wouldn't want someone to do that to me), but if you are a victimizer, then, I will not shed a tear if someone gives you what you deserve.
sincerely.
Angry guy.
