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It's all "horses for courses" really... Some cars will cope with being braked up the apex of a corner, some won't. Ditto applying power through...

What is it about my driving that you think is no good?

If you're wondering, I don't roll backwards at all.

Cue the Jokes... 332
Your ego is far too big. -- Today we mourn the pbutting of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense. Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for...

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Way down in Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come. So he brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby. She had a little boy and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You just had you-self a son! Ain't dat grand!" Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished yet!" The doctor then delivered a little girl. He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you-self a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too." Boudreaux got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!" The doctor then delivered another boy and said, "Boudreaux, you just had you-self another boy!" When Boudreaux and his wife went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we run out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere tree-in-one Oil?" His wife said, "Yeah, I do!" Boudreaux said, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-fourty."




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