Cyclists are Victims of the Law of the Jungle 4925

Yeah, yeah, yeah - I have a book of one-liner insults I could type in, too.

Your mother is so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Your mother is so fat, after love she smokes turkeys. Your mother is so fat, when I got on top of her my ears popped. Your mother is so fat, she broke her arm and gravy poured out. Your mother is so fat, she has her own area code. Your father is so fat, he has to take off his pants to go into his pockets. Your mother is so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck. You're so fat, you don't cast a shadow. Your mother is so fat, she has to use a satellite dish as a diaphragm. You're so fat, you have to go outside to put on deodorant. Your mother is so fat, she go a run in her blue jeans. Your mother is so fat, she puts on high heeled shoes in the morning and by the end of he day they're flats. Your sister is so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World. You're so fat, you have to use a train track for a belt. Your mom is so fat, they use her underwear for bungee jumping. Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued." Your brother is so fat, he's on a light diet - as soon as it gets light out, he starts eating. Your mother is so fat, she has more chins than Chinatown. Your mother is so fat, she doesn't get a menu - she gets an estimate. Your mother is so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Your mother is so fat, she needs a watch on both arms 'cuz she covers two time zones. Your mother is so fat, they have to grease the tub to get her out of the bath. Your sister is so fat, she had her ears pierced by harpoon. You're so fat, when I f*** you doggy style, I'm riding piggyback. You remind me of a toilet bowl - fat, round, and full of poo. Your mother is so fat, cars run out of gas just trying to pbutt her butt. Your mom is so fat, I have to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side. Your sister is so fat, when she puts on a raincoat she looks like a school bus. Your mother is so fat, she stepped on a dollar and got change. Your mother is so fat, after making love to her I roll over twice and I'm still on top of her. Your mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu. Your mother is so fat, when she dances the band skips. Your father is so fat, he doesn't eat with a fork - he eats with a forkLIFT. Your mother is so fat, when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.

-- Sloth Kills!