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Dear Mr. Ford a modest proposal 3628

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GM and Ford are tops in losing money, too. LOL.

Sure. Like: "Why would you buy such a piece of junk?"

"Why are most of Fords' cars so ugly and the rest so dated? Can't they get a new idea that doesn't suck?"

"Doesn't the legendary low Ford resale value bother you?"

Dear Mr. Ford a modest proposal 3630
N8N Mike Hunt and others... Sorry, but I have to agree with nate on this one, although it's not "dealer" treatment, it's manufacturer treatment...

"Did I tell you about all the troubles I had with Ford and why I switched to Toyotas?"

"Look, the interior of yet another new Ford reminds me of the interior of the '57 Fairlane!"

"Hey, look, the Festiva lives again!"

"What's that funny noise? That rattle-squeak-rattle sound... Is that normal?"

Dear Mr. Ford a modest proposal 3629
total Camry Why shouldn't I compare them? All I care about is having enough power to move the car satisfactorily. You're the one with the fixation on cylinder Xhp...

"Is this another one of those Fords that explodes if something hits it from the rear?"

"Do you keep a small car in the trunk for backup? I used to own Fords and I'd recommend it."

"I see you've been to the gas station again."

sincerely, A guy with 5, 6 and 7 year-old Toyotas that are actually worth lots of money and which never go into the dealership except for routine service.

buying many a Fords some




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