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Because we all HATE AMERICA! We know in our hearts that only the TRUE and MIGHTY George W Bush, the PERSONAL representive of JESUS can save the WORLD from the EVIL of OTHER RELIGIONS!!!!
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Because we all secretly worship the great god MAMMON! That's why we secretly controll ALL THE WORLDS BANKS.
another questionCan one ne a GBLT Christian? I should begin by explaining my motive, which many people question. You could rightly question my motive when I study God's word...
Oh, wait, that's one of the other big monolithic evil organizations in your imagination. I get us comfused sometimes...
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Because we all secretly worship the great god MAMMON! That's why we secretly controll ALL THE WORLDS BANKS. Oh, wait. Sorry. Wrong group again. Because we give all our money to the poor? No, wait, that's not it. I guess it must be because Jesus hates us so much. The Good Christian White Folk he gives lots of money too, just like it says in the Bible. Which, of course, we all know to be the absolutely faultless literal word of GOD.
FAQ without answers 4721Hello, I am an atheist that stands a little to the right. Now what else would you like to know, ( This is buttuming you...
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Duh! It's because we're all GAY! Gay people never produce children, so we have to recruit people. But our recruitment techniques aren't very good. I mean, come on, Sponge-Bob Square-Pants?
Because we all know that, since they haven't accepted JESUS as their Personal LORD and SAVIOR, they're gonna go to hell. And, as SATAN'S personal messengers on Earth, we want as many people to go to HELL as possible!!!!!!
atheists?
Because we recruit them all! To keep them away from being SAVED by JEEZUS! DUH!!!!!
There, is that more like the answers you were looking for? Does it make you feel happy?
-Pat
