I was driving onto the acceleration lane behind this Toyota Corrola. After the Toyota moved onto the roadway, I yielded and looked at the approaching traffic, but that traffic was still far enough back to safely merge. At least, it was when you're not in The Twilight Zone. I stepped on the accelerator and merged onto the roadway behind the Toyota, but to my unexpected surprise, the Corolla was only going about 90 and braking. I tried to pbutt, but the Toyota driver moved into the pbutting lane. Can it happen twice in a week? Apparently, it can be worse. This time I had to pbutt on the shoulder. I was coming down the acceleration lane behind this van. The van had merged onto the roadway as I was looking at the traffic. I buttume that drivers who merge onto a roadway with traffic approaching will accelerate to the speed of traffic. If they can't, they should move onto the shoulder. I began to merge and was up to 110 when I noticed that the van was braking in front of me. I hit the brakes, but the traffic behind me was approaching fast and the pbutting lane wasn't available. The driver behind me hit the brakes, but that was the end of my safety margin. I hit the accelerator and pbutted on the shoulder. The van appeared to stop after I got in front, and traffic behind it was swerving around on both sides. Now it's the reverse problem, the incompetent Sloths that want to stop for mergers or brake for no reason. I was in the pbutting lane going 160. Traffic going much faster was approaching from the rear, so I was accelerating and preparing to move over after the acceleration lane for the entering traffic when a minivan driver going about 90 tried to drift in front of me while braking! This is the pbutting lane! Are these Sloths on drugs or what? Some of them are the phone! After exiting, I was on the side streets and approaching a stop sign. I was stopped before the vehicle on the other side of the street, which had no turn signal on, so I moved into the intersection. The Sloth rolled through the stop sign and tried to turn left in front of me. I swerved right and accelerated to avoid being hit. This Sloth was using a phone while doing make-up with the rear-view mirror. I turned left at the next street and was exiting a slight curve when I noticed a Sloth on the wrong side of the road. It appeared to be looking at the road, but didn't care that it was taking its half out of the middle. I tried using the horn and moving slightly onto the shoulder, but the Sloth took more of my lane. The Sloth dropped its phone and swerved back when I accelerated into the impact zone. Out of the car, can more Slothness happen? I was crossing the street in the crosswalk when a minivan driver on the phone cut the corner out of a left turn and almost hit me. Another Sloth held up a line of cars at a left turn signal, then ran the red light. Then another Sloth doing make-up entered an intersection from the left turn lane and stopped, tried to back up, and turned right across three lanes of traffic. These Sloths are the cause of almost all traffic jams and collisions. I've been scolded recently for pushing a Sloth that was trying to stop at a green left-turn arrow. I need to slow down? Sloths cause a frustration that is pushing some drivers to insanity. When they snap, they lose control and can do something stupid while the Sloth that caused the problem waddles away. Taking the bus isn't any better. The bus pbuttengers are stuck in the same gridlock, and all of it caused by Sloth infestation!
