Get this... this is one of my bicycle clbuttics.
I am waiting at a stop, I am in the center of the right lane. In the left lane is a dodge neon. Behind me is a ford taurus. Light goes green. I accelerate, get well ahead of the neon, and am gaining on the taurus as well. I stay in the center of the lane until I am actually going -slower- than traffic. (the law says if I am going the speed of traffic or faster, I get the lane) I start fading to the right as I see the two cars gaining on me. The taurus driver changes into the left lane and begins pbutting me. The pbuttenger throws a bottle out the window hitting me in the shoulder and I hear the usual 'get off the road' type yell.
I out accelerated *BOTH* of these slothmobiles, the taurus driver had lots of room to pbutt, and yet I was still the problem just for being there I suppose.
Oh, and then there is the fun I have with rice-boys..... :) I am about 50-50 for stop light drag races with riceboys (the real kind that actually made their slow cars *slower* with their mods) with me using a bicycle.