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Fw: 2m has gone to the dogs....... 766

Time to repeat the apocryphal story...

A schools inspector was on his way to visit a "Special" school.

His garage had failed to tighten the wheelnuts on one of his wheels at a recent service. As a result one wheel came off and rolled into a ditch, the inspector had recovered the wheel and got the car onto a jack, but the wheel nuts had been lost, and the inspector was at a loss as to what to do.

He was pondering the situation when little Johnny (9 years of age) came past on his way to school, and said "What's up mister?" and the inspector patiently explained.

Little Johnny says "Take one nut off each of the 3 remaining wheels and use them to fit the wheel that came loose".

loads a money
Doesn't this just show how the noblest of objectives can be debased by grubby little people who's first...

Inspector says in a patronising way "My, Johnny, that's a very clever idea of yours"

Fw: 2m has gone to the dogs....... 767
JNugent Wrong buttumption. And how much intelligence (as opposed to education and learning) does that take? I'm sure you've...

Little Johnny says" Well mister we might be ESN here, but we're not bloody daft"

8-)

studs didn't get buggered up when the inspector drove on them for a mile or two before the wheel came off.

I heard the story when I was working in a Teacher's Training College.

DG




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