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I don't catalogue arguments.

Of course not, your "Won Arguments Folder is empty".

Overtaking is safer in powerful cars.

Agreed.

I have stopped driving to work on the motorway, I have found a shorter route, involving much more fun roads. It's bloody annoying when people think they have to slow down for corners though. And if the tyres do not squeal on a roundabout, you aren't doing it right. Same applies to the rubber of a condom.

Of course one should slow down to take a corner, not to do so is inviting an accident. Does the fun route take longer?

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I realised it would be pointless. Blueyonder sux.

You could have tried.

hell

Yet if your emails don't get to you you don't do anything?

Yours are the only emails that don't get to me. I know very well what techsupport & going to say to me, and so do you.

So do mine. When I actually think it's them at fault. Funny how I can email anyone at any ISP except blueyonder.

Am I the only one on B-Y in your address book? Sometimes your emails get to me; I emailed you about 1-2 hour ago asking about satnav.

blanket

I have 6 smoke alarms and 1 CO2.

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I do not have such a folder. Only you feel the need to catalogue your winnings, if you ever get any...

My 2 alarms keep going off. I have been painting & have cleaned the alarms. Hmmmmm.

Well you can rush out there if your house goes up then.

They are all in boxes & require buttembling.

Shouldn't you use a damp towel?

Fire blanket ideally. But a foam should put a chip pan fire out. It is all a load of poo.

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Eat poo.

Mr Pounder

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The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out.




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