Tonight: The highway is jammed solid, so I get off onto the access road with many others.
A New Category of SlothWe have already identified several categories of Sloth, including * Sloth Mergers, the doddering ninnies who take the on...
Tonight, I watched one of the many Atlanta buttholes drive up the left turn only lane, pbutting about 50 cars, to stop at the light with right signal on. As soon as the light turned green, the butthole barged into the line, in front of everyone.
At the next light, I pbutted the jumper in the right turn lane, (I was turning right) honked my horn and showed one of my fingers to the cutter.. He-she then pulled out into the right turn lane, (to pick a fight?), moved up to 2 cars before the light, and stopped again, waiting to cut into the line again. It probably did this just to get me upset...
A New Category of Sloth 3319I agree, with the following caveat: confine your Sloth Coasting to lanes where you will not block other vehcles...
Now, what these line cutting buttholes really deserve is a bullet in the gut, but that's frowned upon by the police, and it might impede the flow of traffic if they die immediately.
So, as a non-lethal alternative, when conditions are right, I'd park nearby and stand near the intersection wearing a long black hooded robe and a Michelin man mask. I'd have a pole with a cordless screw gun on the end, and a 4" drywall screw mounted on the bit. Around the shank of the screw is a 2" metal or plastic disc.
When an butthole starts to cut into the through lane, I'd run out and drive screws into as many of the offender's tire sidewalls as I can. The discs around the screws will contain the text: "Screw YOU, butthole linecutter!" or something similar, to let them know why it happened.
The screws won't deflate their tire(s) immediately, but will require that they be replaced, so they hopefully won't block traffic during the remainder of the commute.
I wonder if this activity would be illegal as well? -- Spammers are Scammers. Exterminate them.
