Let P = Drive SUV Let S = Small privates Let x = a person
The buyer, whenever making up for something they are missing (hair, privates size, etc), purchases a sports car or SUV...something substantial. SUV owners tend to be of the small privates origin because the size of the vehicle subconsciously makes up for their otherwise lacking manhood. Or, at least they might be of normal size, but they feel somehow inadequate for their wife-girlfriend-etc, even though she tells him repeatedly that it doesn't matter (or not perhaps :) ). Although I'm a bit larger than average (7"), my girlfriend still claims not to care. The likely case was that she experienced something larger than 7", and uses that alibi to spare my feelings. Unlike other husbands-boyfriends, I do not immediately default into the position of buying an SUV, somehow living in a state of denial. Only suckers do that. Get to know an SUV salesman, and in the comfort of a pub setting he'll tell you the pathetic losers who actually buy their behemoth vehicles. I had an ex tell me once that she only dated guys who drove compacts-mid sized sedans, because she was absolutely sure they weren't trying to compensate for any "abnormality".
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