The other day I was coming home from work, doing 55MPH on the frontage road. I saw a car coming down the side street that connects to the frontage road, but knowing he has a stop sign I did nothing more than "prepare" for him to be an idiot.
Good thing, as idiots are plentiful.
Idiot doesn't bother to stop, and obviously never looked to his left to see me ( can't miss me driving with my brights on at dusk... ). He pulls out right in front of me. There is no way for me to stop. The question is whether I am going to t-bone him, drive off the road and f*** up my car, or figure out how to wake him up. He obviously still does not see me, as he is VERY SLOWLY moving out of my way.
So, in the spirit of sharing the pain, I decide to drive at him head on. I figure if I have to suffer, he should as well. The interesting thing is that now he sees me. In fact, he is now scared pooless, as he finds his accelerator and hits it so hard he drives off the road.
I calmly move back into my lane, and honk once as I drive by the darwin-waiting-to-happen fool.
So, the next time someone pulls out in front of you, make sure to drive AT THEM, as it wakes them up much faster.
