I fixed an butthole tailgater

I was driving down a rural gravel road last week, after dark, and I was looking for a driveway that is hard to find in the dark since it just goes up an incline into a farm field, and nothing as far as the house is visible from the road. I am not driving excessively slow, but not rushing either, since I got to watch for the driveway. I am near my destination, when some butthole pulls up right on my bumper with his brights and his spot lights turned on. I was literally blinded, even after flipping my mirrors, so I cant see anything, much less the driveway I am looking for. There was no other traffic, so I slowed down, figuring the ahole would pbutt me. No, he just got closer and stayed right on my butt. I pulled over onto the shoulder, but there is not much of a shoulder, so I was only halfway off the road. The f***er still stayed behind me, even after I almost stopped. By this time I had enough. I put my foot to the floor and spun out, tossing gravel all over the f***ers vehicle. By this time I am pretty sure I pbutted the driveway I was looking for, and the son of a unpleasant woman is still right on my butt. I got my truck up to 60, and knowing my rear bumper is a piece of heavy I-Beam, I was ready to get rear ended, and not too worried about it. This chickensucker still stayed right on my butt. With this f***er less than 6 feet from my bumper, I locked up the brakes and headed toward the shoulder at the same time. Then I let the gravel pull me toward the center of the road, and ended up in the other lane, facing the opposite direction. (I have practiced this manuver). I stopped the spin just in time to watch this dumb f*** buttrider go into the ditch, and took pleasure as his headlights smashed against the other side of the ditch, and went dark. I slowed down just enough to see this buttf*** get out of his car, cussing like a madman. I decided to play it cool, and I yelled to the guy "you alright?", as I stopped my truck. He starts yelling "what the f*** is wrong with you, #%$&^#! etc etc." I yelled back, "you mean you didn't see that huge deer that ran in front of me, I guess you must have been driving too close to my bumper to see it". "geezzz, I just barely missed it.... Then I yelled "I'll send a cop for you if I run across one". Then I drove away. laughing my butt off !!! I ended up 3 miles past the driveway I wanted because of this f***head, but it was worth the fun of crashing the f***er.

I think this buttf***er may have learned a lesson !!!! (or maybe not, the guy looked like a total idiot).