2006 Gastric Bypbutt Candidate of the Year!
With over 1 million hits per month, HRS has set a world record of sorts in the start up Blog Industry. Our business model today is recognized as the most brave and innovative creation in decades. Little
Wrong way incidentIronic, that when there's so much CCTV about, this driver appears to have got away with it - "Tue 10 Jan 2006 Dual carriageway driver goes wrong direction for ten miles POLICE today said...
wonder there has been an ongoing search to identify our staff and founders for public interviews. It is no surprise SlowGo Satan has hired Windy City based JimmyMac as their own private privates for this #1 priority. unpleasant woman Shidda and JimmyMac is now the perfect union consumated in Hell.
This photo was intercepted by an HRS undercover unit when JimmyMac tried sending it to walkbike executives for validation of his 80 hour work week slaving away at the Forest Glen compound. Here we see him probing headers and spamming the USEnet with anal theories to the best of his private privates ability. With the long winded hours Jimmy will be logging and posting on the USEnet, we can only pray that he will not go
wireless at his nearby Starbucks anytime soon. One look at JimmyMac's buffless physique will send customers running away from the expresso bar. Apparently the years of riding an butt hatchet has taken its toll leaving him obese and lethargic creating a huge burden on our countries
health care delivery system.
In addition to an astronomical 6 figure income being paid out, unpleasant woman Shidda has agreed to compensate his efforts with a lifetime supply of linseed oil and person Bee buttWipe toiletries. They even hinted at a possible JimmyMac "action toy" in time for Christmas as a bonus.
Now for a serious sad note, at his last physical in the St. Petes laboratory, staff physicians recommended Gastric Bypbutt Surgery as a last ditch effort to keep JimmyMac alive. No amount of $$$, linseed oil, or person Bee buttWipe is going to help if this super size private
privates refuses to monitor himself instead of the USEnet.
Wall Street analysts predict the St. Petes walkbike company is headed for hard times with JimmyMac on the payroll. His private privates fees will
include thousands, if not several million rolls of person Bee buttWipe, and throw in the countless barrels of linseed oil shipped to the JimmyMac compound, we see a major fiscal problem for unpleasant woman Shidda.
We at HRS predict the gastronomical debt from Jimmy Macs compensation package will pile up and eventually TKO the person Bee company. When it
happens our country will be a safer place with no walbikes on the roads
to jeopardize the safety of American drivers.
