I was just driving down the road when suddenly I crashed into a car. Both his and my car were seriously damaged. The police came and asked me what happened, I was going to tell them my brakes failed or something like that, but I decided to just be honest and tell the truth. I told the cop that the accident was an Act of God. I explained that I have been having marital problems and last night I said several cuss words to my wife. Being the Christian that I am, I normally never say those words. Today God decided to punish me for saying those filthy words. When I got in my car, God was in my car waiting for me. He told me he was going to punish me. I started driving. Suddenly God started beating me and slapping me in the face. Thats when I crashed into the car, and God crashed into the windshield and escaped thru that hole in the windshield. (I showed him the hole). God was laughing when he left and said this accident is part of my punishment.
This is the truth. I could not prevent the accident. God caused it. THis truely is an act of God.
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The cop wrote me a ticket and I have to pay a fine. I started yelling and told him this is the truth and he should give the ticket to God. Thats when he put me in handcuffs and arrested me.
This is so unfair. This accident was not my fault. God caused it. Why am I being punished for something I could not control. I am going to court but I want to summon God to the witness stand. But what if he dont come? How do I fight this?
