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My antitailgater attachment

Accident story from another forum
Funny how some people manage to be angry even though they're totally responsible for causing a collision Post #1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Well, there's a problem. Today, after dropping Mandy and I off at school-work, Rob...

After years of work, I have developed a device that actually stops tailgaters. Using the pump from a power washer, I rigged the pump to my engine and connected the hose and nozzle to the rear bumper of my car. In my trunk I have a ten gallon tank recovered from a well water system.

I simply fill the tank with readily available drain oil from doing oil changes, and keep the tank filled. When a tailgater starts riding my butt, I simply flip a switch on my dash, and a strong spray of dirty drain oil covers the car's windshield that is tailgating me, as well as coating the highway with an oil slick. The driver is totally blinded and goes into a spin on the oily slick on the road. So far, every tailgater has gone off the road and totally wrecked their car. Not one driver has been able to maintain control of their vehicle once I turn on the spray. It's really awesome watching these tailgaters lose control and crash their vehicles. Better yet, it don't cost me a cent to refill my oil tank and get prepared for the next tailgater.

On Getting a Ticket in the ArkLatex
Last time I got pulled over the the Ascension Parish (LA) Sheriffs Dept, the office called...

One car even burst into flames, and the oil just added to the fire.

If anyone wants the entire set of plans, I'd be happy to send them to you for a mere $50, shipping included. Just send me email and I'll arrange payment and get your mailing address to get you on your way to eliminate tailgators from your life forever.

Harold Sullivan II




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