Are you a worthless sack of poo? Would the world be better off if you never existed? Are you the reason why some groups want to cull the human population? Take The The LBMHB Blade Quiz and find out.
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1) What kind of nym do you use?
a) my name b) a witty play on words c) a cheap shot at a relative of someone in power, but not a witty play on a nym that is a cheap shot at a releative of someone in power.
2) When presented with an opinion that differs from yours, how do you respond?
a) politely and with respect for the person and their views b) a tersely worded rebuttal, but staying within accepted levels of decorum c) "Hey stupid - I've tried to fix it and i can't. The cable adjusting nuts are rusted solid"
3) When driving down the highway, how do you deal with a tailgater?
a) move over to the right or use a pull-out as soon as practical b) I don't drive slow enough to get tailgated c) "Carry some rocks or marble to toss out the window and into their windshield"
4) How do you feel about bathhouses?
a) I don't go to bathhouses b) The thought makes me uncomfortable, but I respect other's loveual preferences c) "the guys at the bath-house stopped laughing at my 3 inch weenie"
5) What is your opinion of what to do with drunk drivers? a) sterilize them upon capture b) severe legal penalties after a fair trial c) "Almost all vehicle 'accidents' are due to driver recklessness but the Chappaquiprivates incident is one instance where it may really have been no ones fault except the idiot who built the bridge"
6) How is your eyesight?
a) 20-20 or correctible to 20-20 b) not 20-20, but able to see well enough to function c) " A special sticker on the plate designating this vehicle as a highway tank that must be parked in the tank area"
7) How do you maintain your vehicle?
a) Only 100% perfection is acceptible b) a few minor problems, but nothing dangerous c) "My dash lights burned out years ago. Just keep a cheapie flashlight on the seat"
8) How do you feel about the 55MPH speedlimit?
a) Couldn't care less b) OK with it as long as scientific studies show that 85% of traffic is travelling at that speed c) "Just think how smooth freeway driving would be if the SL was 55 and strictly enforced"
9) Ever hear of The Holocost?
Careless Driving in NJ 3243When I was in an accident in Dennis Township in NJ a few years ago, I was given a ticket for improper pbutting. I clipped a pickup truck while...
a) Yes, it was a terrible thing b) No, slept through history clbutt c) "There's not a shred of evidence that the jerries liquidateed anything close to 7 million jooz. Another monstrous lie just like the 9-11 official story"
10) How do you spell "tire?"
a) In correct American English b) "Tyre," the correct British spelling c) "At first i thought the tars had been slashed but no, the tars were fine"
11) How long should you use a set of tires (or tyres if you will)?
a) untill the wear indicator shows its time to replace them b) replace all four when one gets a puncture c) "If you speed loons would just slow down we wouldn't have a problem. drive them until the holes get too big for that tire-in-a-can stuff to work. Then do what I do and go to pep boys and get a set of used retreads for $50 and repeat."
neutral blastingI friend of mine told me about something he called "neutral blasting." He said that when driving a car with an automatic transmission, you can turn off the...
12) How is your reading comprehension?
a) Mensa member b) well enough to function in a polite soceity c) The issue is the psychopath doing 60 mph OVER THE LIMIT!!!!!!!! This guy is a liquidateer and i want him locked up anyway they can do it"
13) How do you react when pulled over and ticketed for speeding?
a) Admit guilt if you truly were speeding b) Treat the officer with respect and dignity, but fight the ticket in court c) "Have you ever driven a car faster than the legal speed limit?
Yes, but never deliberately. In fact i got a speeding ticket about 5 years ago for doing 41 in a 25. I just about kicked the cops teeth in cause i was sure he was lying. No way the SL on this wide open stretch could be 25"
14) Have you evern been in prison?
a) no b) never c) " I know what you mean, dood. I did 5 years in the can myself for beating the crap out of a half-dozen faggot gun loonies i caught raping a collie and I couldn't handle the food either"
15) How far do your delusions of grandeur go?
a) I don't have any "delusions of grandeur" b) what's a "delusion of grandeur??" c) "Hey dood. I've been a US senator since 98! You mean you didn't know that???"
16) Do you follow the rules of "netiquitte?"
a) always b) I try to, but sometimes I lapse c) "GODDAMMIT - STOP SENDING MESSAGES TO MORE THAN FIVE GROUPS Google won't allow more than five. It's not my job to delete excessive group listings but i seem to spend half my life doing that. OBEY THE RULES, YOU BUTTHOLES!!!! "
17) How far are you willing to go to kill someone on the highway?
a) I would never do such a thing b) me neither c) "My tars have been bald for two years. Every month i glue some sandpaper to them and everythings cool"
18) How well versed in automotive issues are you?
a) well enough to drive and converse with a mechanic with regards to my vehicle b) ASE Certified Mechanic c) "Tires don't blow out anymore"
19) Do you cross-post on USENET?
a) never b) only when in reply to a cross posted message c) to as many groups as my service will allow inorder to maximise the number of replies I receive to make up for the fact that I am a total wanker with absolutely no life what-so-ever.
20) You read a report about someone being end in a traffic accident. What is your reaction?
a) saddness at the loss of any human life b) indifference c) "INSANITY - Scholarship set up to honor speeding teen who end himself and two others"
This concludes the quiz. Proceed to the "Answers," section.
Answers:
Mainly "A" - You are not a worthless sack of poo.
Mainly "B" - Neither are you.
Mainly "C" - You worthless sack of poo! No wonder there are groups out there that want to reduce the human population severely. You are what's wrong with things in the world today and your mother ought to be shot for not aborting you! The world would be a better place if you had never existed and fouled the air the rest of us have to breathe. end clinics should use your likeness in their advertising! You are so stupid that you make George W Bush look smart! You are such a filthy sadist that Saddam Hussein will win a Nobel Peace Prize before you do! Why don't you go jump off a bridge or just die in a fire, there by ridding the rest of us decent people of your putrid existence?!?!?!?
