One More Try

i posted awhile ago about the "pbutt left, drive right" issue and i got responses that i have thought about and given consideration to.

First, I am not a troll. I don't feel that I am unreasonable, and i fully support the idea of staying out of the left lane unless you're pbutting.

My issue was what if there are three lanes? 1. the left "pbutting lane" 2. the right "slow and merging" lane and 3. the middle lane.

my contention is that if i am in the left lane and faster traffic approaches, i am obliged to move right...no problem with that.

however, when i said i was driving in the middle lane, at or above the speed limit and faster traffic approached, THEY are obliged to move left to pbutt. It's the "pbutting lane", right??

All responses to my query were that extra lanes just means more pbutting lanes for us. I can't accept that. The reason I can't accept that is that most freeway accidents occurr in the merging lane. If there are only two lanes I'll play by the rules and take my chances. However, if i have a middle lane, i'm taking it and i'm driving at least 60 in a 55 and 70 in a 65.

I have been approached by various buttholes while i'm in the center lane who flash lights and sound horn when there is a perfectly empty left lane. I think this is bullpoo.

i drive a GMC truck, weighs about 4,000 lbs. i'm feeling inclined to put on a bumper sticker that says something like " get a little closer ricer-boy, it's your plastic vs. my welded steel."

i'm all for giving you guys the left lane to do whatever you want, but i can't accept the "we want everything except the most dangerous part of the road, that's for you."

Comments?