Because of previous gratuitous harbuttment by the local plods, I felt the need to record in a safe place my version of events BEFORE THE PLODS HAD BRIEFED ME IN ANY WAY ABOUT THE MATTER, thus showing an entirely truthful account that is not in any way a reply against their made-up story. In this respect, my identifying of the other vehicle, N113PAE, was part of that advance precaution.
It occurred to me that not only is the Internet a very safe place, but the statement can be posted in such a way that it can be traced back to me, therefore showing it to be my statement.
Those of you who responded have confirmed that you have witnessed the account, and, if necessary, I can trace some of you to call you as witnesses should the harbuttment take an ugly turn, which is what I expect to happen.
Some of you responded in a very critical way, but you have, in fact, buttisted me no end in preparing a good defence against likely challenges. You may not have intended to help me in such a response, but you have done so, and for that I thank you.
I thank the person who has pointed out the bizarre accusations of the plods, where their motivation to harbutt has, perhaps, blinded them to their own innate stupidity, in that they are threatening to prosecute me in the same breath both for stopping but also for not stopping!
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