Endless options.
1. Fill up with a friend.
2. Put the "spare" in a container and hold a petrol auction at the back of the queue.
3. Wait for another biker to come in and have a "water-pistol" fight with them using petrol pumps (Zoolander, anyone?)
4. Fill your tank and then fill the interior of any car near to you with the window or sunroof open.
5. When you're filling up keep the engine running at the rev limiter and just keep filling, really slowly, until the whole £30 is in.
6. Don't just fill the tank - fill your panniers, tank-bag, tailpack, pockets, crash-helmet, etc.
7. Tow a Jag to the petrol station behind your bike and then put £15 in the bike and £45 in the Jag (this may not work for 125cc bike riders).
working out petrol millage cost 1181Here's how I do it. Fill up the tank until it clicks the pump off. Reset your trip recorder. Drive for X number of miles, enough to give a decent overall range of...
8. Fill up loads of pairs of the disposable gloves that they give away free with petrol and then bungee them to your pillion seat to use next time you fill up.
9. Strip off your leather jacket and then slowly drip petrol over your tight, white t-shirt - rub it in to your torse, gently teasing your nipples as you do so and giggling as your clothing slowly and seductively becomes transparent revealing that you have nothing on beneath your shirt. Charge drivers for the show, thus making back the money you wasted on petrol (this works best if you're a hot chick on a sports bike and not a fat bloke on a Goldwing).
10. Put £15 of petrol in the bike and drink the other £15. It's what I do anyway, I just normally wait till I get home to start drinking.
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