Here's some of the best Sloths of the week:
A female GM econobox driver is in the left lane, going 10 under the posted speed limit and resting both wrists on the top of the steering wheel. She's doing her fingernails!
A Nissan econobox driver with no lights on at night pulls out of a shopping mall exit, blocks the right-turn lane and tries to push into the stopped line of traffic going straight by moving its bumper into the space between the car in front of me. The Sloth honks at me when the light turns green and I accelerate with the line of traffic. An Enabler behind me lets the Sloth in. And the Sloth had no lights on at night!
A Sloth in a minivan is in the acceleration lane, with no lights on in the rain. I'm coming down the road at 120 and I have traffic pbutting me at 130. The Sloth reaches the end of the acceleration lane and slowly drifts into my lane at a merge speed of 80, while flashing its brake lights.
A Sloth in an Oldsmobile is being pbutted by all the traffic in the right lane. I'm the last vehicle in the line, but as I pbutt the Sloth, it speeds up. The Sloth is holding the top of the wheel with both hands and shaking it. I try slowing down and speeding up to a reasonable maximum, but it doesn't shake the Duckling. When the Duckling gets too close with its wheel shaking game, I accelerate and swerve across the front-side of the Oldsmobile. Honnnnk Screech!
Are the driver's licenses coming with the drug boxes now?
