says... Good afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen. This is Billy McKloski from Palm Springs reporting for NBC Sports Of Hertfordshire. Twenty seconds to the start of the thirty-first Champion Stakes on a hot Sunny afternoon here in Welwyn Garden City.
Insuring 17 year old driverYou might be surprised. there are a growing number of kids who hate new cars, don't like the new jelly all the same shape, and are too tall to...
AAAANNNNNNDDDDDD they're off.
CUTTHEMUP is first out of the stalls closely followed by LANE HOGGER.
Two furlongs to go and it's IMPATIENT and UNDERTAKE closing from the rear.
One furlong to go and LANE DISCIPLINE makes a sudden surge from the middle of the pack.
AND AS WE COME UP TO THE LAST FEW YARDS IT'S CUTTHEMUP AND LANE HOGGER HEAD TO HEAD WITH LANE DISCIPLINE CLIMBING UP THE FIELD ON THE INSIDE. CUTTHEMUP AND LANE HOGGER ARE STARTING TO TIRE AS THE FINISH LINE COMES INTO SIGHT. ITS NOW LANE DISCIPLINE AND CUTTHEMUP NECK AND NECK AS THEY CROSS THE LINE.
ITS A PHOTO FINISH. We'll be back in a moment with the stewards decision after these messages.
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"And now viewers, we return to the scheduled programme."
And there we have the Stewards decision. CUTTHEMUP wins the Welwyn Garden City "I'm A Holier Than Thou Driving Instructor" Stakes by a nose.
THankyou for joining us and we leave you until next time. This is Billy McKloski signing off.
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