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Remember Terrorism is a MICROSCOPIC problem 3582

Greg Procter

Of course. You don't think we'd kill ourselves, do you?

I know, you are never right and always stupid.

The Paki government doesn't agree with you.

What peaceful village?

Yawn...

Double yawn...

Triple yawn...

Quadruple yawn...

It's an Urban Legend, but What the Hell
This showed up in my email box today. It has all the earmarks of an Urban Legend, but...

Of course I know what it means, but you don't and never will if the definition was jammed down your fat throat.

Here's a copy of one of the few emails I receive everyday day.

Hi Chris

I was wondering if you work in Southampton, and if so could we schedule a time for you to come by and give me an estimate on some work.

Specifically I am interested in:

-Installation of crown moulding in my master bedroom and 3 kids rooms and living room and dining room. -Installation of a chair rail and panel style wainscoting (not beadboard) in my dining room -Installation of a built in window bench (with storage capacity) - Stain and poly all woodwork. -Installation of light dimmers and other electrical work -and a few other projects I have ideas for we will talk about.

Please let me know if youre interested

Thanks

Frances this email address

Now, Greg, what is wrong with that? And what do YOU do for a living?

Remember Terrorism is a MICROSCOPIC problem 3583
Greg Procter Yeah. Davey doesn't understand that Bushler has been the best rucruitment tool that Osama ever had. Now...

That's why they failed miserably concerning Iran.

-- Chris F. Long Island.

"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking". Albert Einstein




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