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Rolling the dice on the law of unintended consequences

Laura Bush liquidateed her boy friend

Tires don't blow out anymore.

Would you rather have a tire blowout at 90 or 50?

At first i thought the tars had been slashed but no, the tars were fine

My tars have been bald for two years. Every month i glue some sandpaper to them and everythings cool - as long as you drive slow and sensible.

If you speed loons would just slow down we wouldn't have a problem. drive them until the holes get too big for that tire-in-a-can stuff to work. Then do what I do and go to pep boys and get a set of used retreads for $50 and repeat.

Just get in front of the trucker and lob a handful or marbles at his windshield. Perfectly legal since he started it.

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For the last few days, I have been trying to reduce my stress level by driving slower. According to...

I wish everyone involved in this "accident" had died.

Driving twenty year old beaters doesn't keep me up to date. Anyway it's a stupid idea.

Screw driver training and courtesy.

I don't care who i kill; it's just an accident.

Even a safety nut like me doesn't carry things that far.

You are a COMPLETE EMMEFFING MORON with no physical intuition at all.

If you love cars then you love speeding and reckless driving and that means you love killing and maiming children.

Tailgaters are members of NAMCLA. Don't crowd me or you will DIE!!!!

the guys at the bath-house stopped laughing at my 3 inch weenie. I get RESPECT now.

Yes, but never deliberately. In fact i got a speeding ticket about 5 years ago for doing 41 in a 25. I just about kicked the cops teeth in cause i was sure he was lying. No way the SL on this wide open stretch could be 25, i thought. Turns out the cop was right. No complaints from me then. I should have known the law.




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