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SUV Driver Shot 4230

Hopefully someone will start shooting drivers out in my area. Can't believe the excessive stupidity I noted when going out for dinner a few minutes ago.

Physics Question 4232
Personally I'd choose option C... Pull out to the right and up onto the curb, or pull out to the...

One cell-phone toting driver in the left hand lane turned right in front of three lanes of traffic without signaling so he could turn right. Would have served him right had he performed this little bit of retardeness in front of a fully loaded dump truck. Even better would have been if his kids, if he had any, been in the car with him.

Within seconds of witnessing this, traffic in my direction started flowing, with, surprisingly enough, four cars in the right hand lane, and myself alone in the left hand lane. I looked in the rear view mirror and noted a car approaching rather quickly from the rear, so I moved over to let him pbutt. As he pbutted, I pulled in behind him to continue my pbutting of the four cars. As soon as this retard got even with the second car in the group, he started pacing it, and did so for the four miles I had to travel with the group. Fortunately enough, his car is rather unique, and I know his tag number, so he better hope I don't see it parked somewhere sometime.

I tell you this much: if I *ever* learn that I have a terminal disease, with no chance of recovery, there's going to be a few less bad drivers in the area.

Auto insurance settlement
I'm sure many people have had the problem of being told "you car is totaled, we'll only pay you $loveX dollars, use it to buy another car that's...

Kudos to whoever "corrected" the SUV driver's mistake.




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