Sloth as a revenge toolenablers

I saw the worst enabling today. First backed up right turn lane. Idiot in a BMW comes down the left turn lane (T intersection) and the dumb woman in the SUV stops, lets him in, and then nearly costs me getting through that light cycle with her sloth. I caught up with mr. BMW just as my path took me away from his.

Later I am at stop light waiting to turn left. This arsehole in a chevy SUV of some sort gets right up on my bumper. Seriously, there couldn't have been more than an inch between our bumpers. Sloth driver in front of me isn't moving. when the arrow turns green and this guy starts getting agitated at me. (don't they buy those things to see over cars like mine?)

Anyway, sloth driver makes the turn and I get around the sloth and punch it up to the speed limit. Pbutting all sloth. Next light I am turning right. One person at the intersection waiting. Of course he's going straight, in the right lane, and not pulled up and to the left to allow right on reds. SUV arsehole pulls along side him in the left lane. Waiting and waiting for the green. SUV arse hole turns right in front of the guy in front of me. Finally it turns green. I end up behind SUV arsehole in the left turn of the next intersection. when he gets a gap he starts cutting people off left and right weaving through traffic. I pick the right lane and stay there. I end up ahead of him. He comes up behind me, but seems to realize not to tailgate me. Then came my right turn. nobody behind him, so I did it really slow..... Slower than I take it on my bicycle ;)

I can't wait to start bike commuting. I am really begining to hate driving even the short distance I travel.