Sloth encounter while shopping

People really amaze me. I was shopping today in one of those wholesale clubs. I had a big flat cart so I could buy salt for the softener. Well some lady comes up behind me, and cuts in front to "look at something". Of course, the something was electronics, and it was eventually apparent that she could not tell a hard drive from a cell phone, but that is besides the point.

So, not being in a hurry, and not being able to steer the cart around her, I simply wait. I spend the time looking at the stuff in front of me, and when she decides she is done, I look up. Total wasted time less than a minute.

So next, she decides to just stare at me. After 15 seconds go by she yells, you could have said excuse me!

Huh?

So I ignore it. She walks around me, and stops next to my wife. She then starts berating her. I tell her to shut her trap or something, so she goes on with more bullpoo. Eventually after responses such as whatever, and get a life fail, I tell her to check the toy aisle.

Off to get her husband she goes.

Oh well, we continue our shopping, and 4 to 5 minutes later sloth unpleasant woman and cat whipped come up to start a fight. Only an employee is right there. I instruct the employee to have them removed from near my family. Employee has no idea what to do, as he watches the unpleasant woman and cat whipped jerk spew insults. So I place my flat cart between jerk and my wife. Oops, I think I accidentally hit him.

Eventually this all ends with him telling me how much of a wimp I am for not hitting him. The only thing I can figure is he was a cop, and was looking for an excuse to "arrest me for buttault" or something. poo, I know my rights, and although I considered him a threat to my family, he didn't stand a chance in hell of hurting them before I dropped his butt dead, so hitting him first was not an issue.

What I don't get is why **** had to start poo, simply because I refused to go around her. I never said anything to her about cutting me off, I never eye balled her or anything. The only scenario that I can conceive is her cat whipped possibly cop husband gives her a feeling of power, and she likes to try to annoy men.

************************* Dave