Speaking of Young Punk Drivers... 2154On Mon, 15 Aug 2005 22:32:36 -0700, Scott en Aztl‡n following: Oh heavens, this sounds like someone I know. My uncle, whom I've seen twice in 40 years, many years ago...
(Brent P)
One of my co-workers was sitting in a fast-food drive-through recently when some punk kid driving an aptly-named Dodge Ram pickup truck rear-ended him. The kid was driving fast enough to cause $4000 worth of damage to my CW's car. Now how f***ing stupid do you have to be to drive that fast through a DRIVE-THROUGH lane? And how can you not see all the cars that are stopped ahead of you?!?!?!!?!?
When my CW called the punk's insurance company, the agent said "ah, yes, you're calling about the accident on May 15th."
"No," my CW said.
"Oh, wait - you must be calling about the incident on June 22nd."
"No, this happened on July 17th."
"Ah, yes, I see it now."
Yes, that's right - this wunderkind has been involved in at least THREE collisions in as many months. I don't know who is more moronic: the kid who can't drive worth a poo, or the dumbbutt parents who didn't stop letting him drive their cars after the *first* collision.
P.S. Guess what? The mother of the punk is fighting the claim! I guess she realized her insurance company is about to drop her unpleasant woman butt like a hot potato and she's trying desperately to avoid the high-risk pool... BWAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
