Laura Bush Rules!
Ummm, whatever you're smoking, put it down for a sec.
1) I *did* respond to LBMHB using his-her-its own words verbatim from when h-s-i made a mocking reply to someone else. Do try to keep informed. How you could say such a stupid thing after I'd already told you it was h-s-i's own words is unfathomable.
2) Whatever words I choose to use, regardless, are purely my own choice and you have no say in making any rules about it whatsoever, so f*ck off.
3) Your implication that *I* was LBMHB using a nym-shift was illogical, incorrect and provably so with a momentary Google check. My choice to respond to h-s-i's stupid and ill-informed demographia about the state where I live, which is indeed populated with a relatively larger proportion of rocket scientists than the average state, is again purely my choice. It was ironic satire done on the spur of the moment, as are most of your postings. You fdon't enjoy exclusive usenet franchising here.
Do try to keep up with the fact that usenet is a free forum and if you don't like it, tough poo.