Now I know I'm right. You're coming back with characterizations instead of discussing the behavior. You hate the behavior that you practice. You don't like people going first and then micro pbutting but you expect everybody else to suck it up when you do it to them.
I keep right except to pbutt. I have returned to the right before anyone catches up to me. Explain how I'm this road-hogging agressive butthole?
I've pulled over at times. But this behavior is not what was posted previously. You posted that you change lanes, begin micro pbutting and don't return to the right until you've pbutted everyone in visual range and anyone behind you can suck it up and wait. Curiously, you find it annoying when someone starts micropbutting you and the line of vehicles in front of you, making you wait until they've slowly overtaken the last vehicle in the line.
But you -do-
When someone has ignored the left turn signal, and two-three chances to move back right, I am going to use the feature on my car designed to signal someone to move over. the flash-to-pbutt. Just because the news media calls it 'aggressive' doesn't make it so. It's communication.
If traffic is tight, I'll be close to the micro pbutter's butt end so nobody else squeezes in.
Still with the charactization. I can pbutt and get it over with or I don't pbutt. Simple. This way I avoid the problems you are having. Goto Germany and pull this rutine of yours and you'll at least be ticketed.
Minutes? A pbutt should NEVER be measured in minutes. If you're measuring it in minutes you shouldn't have bothered trying because your speed isn't significantly greater anyway.