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I'm a liberal. I haven't changed my story, but of course I've updated it to reflect the present. Now you have a sample size of two.

UN pbuttes Resolution 1441, which requires Iraq to declare their weapons inventory. Iraq complies, on time, with a 12,000 page inventory.

Bush administration: "Oh poo, they actually filed it? Hmm. How about we don't believe it? Sounds good!" and US invades, anyway.

Liberal story (my relations and myself, anyway): "Bullpoo, we have the weapons inventory, this is for oil. Arbusto II."

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Another arrogant traffic engineer type... Should have guessed. No poo. Doesn't change anything I wrote. Show me some real data or studies. Some kind of cite to back you up...

Fast-forward a hundred-billion-dollars into the war...

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Cite? Define odd terms like "LOS F" Red light cameras do nothing but punish. They don't fix visibility problems. They don't fix timing...

Bush administration "Oops, no weapons. Well, it's still a good idea, because uh... He gbutted his own people! And uh, terror... Yeah, Saddam is actually bin Laden; he's a shape-shifter or crazy poo like that. Whatever you'll buy, that's what the deal is."

Liberal story: "Thank you sir, may we please have some more bullpoo? No weapons? No f***ing poo; look on pages 1 through 12,000."

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Brent P As I posted before, Level of Service F. It's a very commonly used phrase by traffic engineers...

Republican story: "Thank you sir, may we please have some more bullpoo?" (But without the sarcasm).

Fast forward to $2.599 gasoline.

Liberal story: "Sooo... How about that hundred-billion-dollar oil we just bought? Any f***ing time..."

There's just one thing I don't understand. Obviously the man is a moron, a liar, or both. So why do otherwise intelligent Republican voters continue to support the man? He ruins your party's reputation, wastes your precious money, turns the United States into a worldwide laughing stock. How about if he comes over to your house and f***s your wife? That's cool too, right?

I can only buttume that most Republicans are feigning support in order to save face after voting this idiot-liar back in. Guys, if you want to save face, you're better off admitting it now that you f***ed up. In the end, the people who feigned support are going to look more foolish than those that admitted early on to voting for a f***up.




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