Which laws do you suggest breaking so you dont look suspicious?
I generally follow all the speed limits and stop at stop signs, and all of that, plus always make sure my lights are working and that sort of thing. I never get pulled over for obeying the law, Well, ok, I do occasionally go 2 or 3 miles over the limit, and sometimes come to a rolling stop on rural roads when there is no traffic around. I did get pulled over once for driving too slow on the freeway, but I was having mechanical problems and the cop understood and even followed me to the off ramp to be sure I got off the highway. And then I once got pulled over for a burnt out rear license plate light (that cop was an butthole, and just wanted to pull someone over).
What I DO find suspicious, are people that drive 15mph in a 25mph zone. I run across far too many of them in small towns. 25 is too slow as it is. They could at least make it 30 in those towns. But when they are driving 15, they are very suspicious to me, and if I was a cop, I'd pull them over. Sometimes I wish I was a cop, just so I could get them out of my way.