Dave Head
He didn't have to be driving the car - just in a position where he could knock the shifter. That normally implies behind the wheel. The kind of activity you imply isn't normally done in the front seat either. (stickshifts and safety belts, you know. Anyone that has that song stuck in their head for the rest of the night... well... serves
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I already HAVE answered it. I wouldn't be there in the first place. If I'm all lit up, I'm still not dumb enough to get in a car with someone equally lit. And even then, if something should happen, I'm DAMN sure not going to get behind the wheel unless my sober driver happens to become incapacitated and incapable of driving somehow and it is absolutely imperative that the car be moved. And even THEN I'm not going to run into poo. And finally, going back to the story of the two ladies, they were completely retarded in admitting to the cop that the "pbuttenger" got behind the wheel, because they just bought themselves two DUIs instead of one.
I'm not hiding, just realizing that you think by a different set of rules than the rest of us and therefore attempting to reason with you is quite akin to giving a pig dancing lessons.
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