Women Busted for DUI For Pushing Car 1880Oh, great. So you come out of the bar, decide you're over the limit, and, since you're the only one there, you have the keys. You're supposed to sleep under the car, then? This...
OK, you and two buddies go to a bar for a few drinks on Christmas Eve. You are driving, and are the designated driver, so you don't drink at all. On the way home, it's snowing, and you accidentally slide off the road, where several inches of snow have built up over the past few weeks. While you are totally sober, your two buddies are both very drunk (probably twice the legal limit, though you don't have a breathalyzer handy to measure it). The car is stuck in the snow. It won't budge, at all. The drive wheels just keep digging down deeper into the slushy mess, getting you even more stuck. You are miles from nowhere, nobody else is stupid enough to be out in this weather, and all three of you idiots forgot to bring a cell phone. While you'd normally carry a shovel and cat litter in the trunk, you had emptied the trunk last week to make room for more luggage. You are going NOWHERE unless someone can push you or pull you a few feet to get back onto the road.
Do you A) Let your drunk buddies push the car to try to get you unstuck? (nope, they can be busted for DUI now, just for pushing) B) All fall asleep until your buddies are sober enough to PUSH? (nope, your buddies can be busted for DUI for sleeping in the car) C) Torch the car, walk home, call the cops to report the car stolen, collect the insurance money, buy a new car.
Gee, it kind of looks like "C" is the only option now. -Dave
