OI OI ! have a laugh at these fools 791They would have to be a lot more reliable first. I saw the bollard nearest St Annes square in Manchester skewer and wipe out a bus on its way to the bus station...
Having seen a CCTV Van, a Tax Disc Van, numerous speed camera vans, today I saw the latest spy van to appear in my area. It is a silver estate car with painted over windows, a huge camera on display in the opened tail gate, and small writing on the side with something about MOT detection vehicle. I presume that each department utilising camera detection equipment has a unique fleet of vehicles, a head office, loads of staff and the ability to impose fines, this being the big motivator for all of them. They also require legions of insignificant men with driving licences, strange whining voices and nervous laughs whose ambition since school days was to snoop on their neighbours and have now reached the pinnacle of their careers by earning money spying on people. I'm not sure if they masturbate in the back of their vans each time they get a hit, or whether they just wet themselves and break wind. One wonders what will happen if a government comes in and reverses the spy industry culture and ditches all these quangos. The nightmare scenario is that the poor families of these misfits will have to slither back to intimidate their families. Perhaps going beserk when someone drops a crumb near the fridge, or fining the cat for rushing through the hall. Labour's dream is alive and well as they continue to breed a nation of weedy spotty snitches.
The Photo Wall in A Speed Camera VanTargeted individuals, registration numbers and photographs of drivers, cars and motorcyclists and certain other people have been stuck on the inside wall of a speed camera van. Following an investigation by members...
PS As the estate car pulled away from it's parked position, a huge flume of smoke emerged from the vehicle temporarily blinding the traffic - this from a vehicle policing MOTs !!!
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