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Had a tanker on the last couple of days. So far...

OK that's enough
I have just flipped this morning. Living in a rather quiet residential estate, which has...

Tuesday. M60 Eastbound where the lanes narrow.

Silly unpleasant woman in Metro in L2 dawdling. I go into L3 and start to pbutt her. Look down to see her TURNED COMPLETELY AROUND looking into the back seat behind the drivers seat. Silly unpleasant woman veers towards me. I bang on horn and she eventually wakes up.

Today.

A614 Eastbound.

Serious Motorway Accidents and Stopping to help
Yes... and no. A few years back, I was on the M25 - when suddenly my side of the mo'way reservation. f***ADOODLEDOO. Before I knew what I was doing...

Pulls out of Howden and get stuck behind a tractor. Got 25000 litres of milk on so can't overtake so I decide to sit there over the bridge and probably round the S bend after. Climbing the bridge I look in my mirror to see a twonk in a Ford Jaguar trying to overtake. He thinks better of it then pulls back in. Gets over the bridge to the S bend with the first bend being a tight 90 degree left and completely blind. Twonk decides at this point to overtake me and the tractor, nearly having a head on with the compulsory oncoming car.

Annoyance of the day: Right turner on main artery
Not disputing the legality. It's when given the choice between causing a traffic jam, and going a few hundred more metres up the road thereby...

1-2 mile later....trundling along on a left bend. Car behind me - some budget Asian pooe driven by a silly bint. Silly bint decides to overtake even though she can't see past me or round the bend. Overtakes me just as a van is coming the other way. Just caught her in the mirror in the corner of my eye. Was very nearly an A52 Grantham Hovis lorry vs Trannie Minibus moment.

At least I know how that happened....

-- Conor,

Same poo, different day.




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