Ben Kaufman
Maybe the lion wants the monkey to go and buy a rifle so he can throw him in prison without charges! ;)
right or privilege or BIG BUSINESS 3812No, tourist taxes do. At least here in Florida. I can't speak for other states. Nope. People driving like f***heads on the interstate justify the existance of the highway patrol. Yup, they're a...
Smart monkey goes to the supermarket and buys a banana...
tired of being eaten by THE PREDATORGene Cash Being stupid doesn't get you a ticket. Ask those drivers who talk all the time on the phone. Smart drivers who know when to go fast are the ones...
Based on the slogan...
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR? "Make love, not war," was not just a protest against the indifference and lack of humaneness in Vietnam; it was also a positive statement that love between parent and child, teacher and pupil, fiance and fiancee, and husband and wife is an activity we should try to pursue in the house when work is not necessary. It is the one real source of truth, beauty, and salvation in a community where deceit, corruption, and impersonality seem to be rampant. -Jerome Kagan
The smart monkey decides...
And what better way to make love than to give the banana to the roaring lion? The monkey knows that the lion is more powerful than him, and knows he better use his own weapons, so he decides to be funny, that being his natural gift. The story goes like this: The lion roars: "Monkey, I'm made to eat monkey meat, so you better come down right now." And the monkey replies very cool: "Mighty King, that's doubtful as the Bible says you were vegetarian, so you can eat my banana..." (T-shirts with "You Can Eat My Banana" slogan available now!)
