butthole de jour

this just happened not 10 minutes ago and I am peeED! I was coming home and getting off at my exit from the freeway... this exit is kind of like a cloverleaf in that the onramp from the previous exit turns into the offramp for my exit, but it's like 3-4 mile long. Anyway merging in from the previous onramp is some yellow POS SUV followed by a "road train" with two trailers. The truck driver is impatient and the SUV is sloth merging which doesn't help any. Truck runs right up on SUV's butt to try to encourage him to merge a little closer to the speed of traffic. SUV slows down and puts on hazards as if to say "f*** you, I'm gonna merge however I want" to the road train. Road train driver TRIES TO Pbutt buttHOLE SUV DRIVER ON THE GODDAMNED SHOULDER. f***er BLASTED the front of my poor car with all sorts of gravel and dirt, windshield looks like I just let loose with a sandblaster on it. f***er is goddamned lucky I didn't have a hammer or a tire iron with me, I was peeed enough I would have thrown it through his f***ing windshield, illegal though that is. Where's a goddamn "how's my driving" sticker when you f***ing need one?

buttHOLE! I hope you die in a flaming wreck, and I mean that. Selfish needle.

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