Works for me.
Sure looks like they get a perpetual free pbutt, doesn't it!
...and at the same time, we are now reaping the rewards of having stopped teaching such things as logic, critical thinking, civics and American government in our schools.
The VPs-and-above come second. The MBAs come first. We'll need a lot of bullets -- double the quanbreasty suggested by initial calculations, because bullets have all been outsourced to China, and while the MBAs butture us that the products are consistently better than they've ever been because the Chinese factories are all certified to ISO 9000, 9001, 9002, 14001 and 14002, not to mention using all the latest Six Sigma Quality butturance Yessirree Bob Fer Sher Fer Sher You Betchya programs, in actual fact Chinese products are still crap.
Ah, a charity-sympathy angle! Refreshingly creative. But -- and I hate to be the one to throw the wrench into the works -- the Kompbuttionate Konservatives in charge of the US right now don't believe in charity *or* sympathy, so that wouldn't work. (Oh, but wait, they *do* believe in charity and sympathy for rich white hettraseckshul Christian guys, and all the auto execs fit in that category, so yeah, my mistake, I guess your charity-sympathy idea could work after all!)
