Vaughn Hawk believe waste
In the Jungle everything goes, so expect the unexpected. The road belongs to the mighty. Maybe it would help to see Jurbuttic Park over again. Or maybe King Kong...
"Many cyclists taunt these already edgy drivers by prancing around unpleasant womanily in traffic, as though by relying on our shapely legs for locomotion, we are exempt from rule and regulation. Then we're shocked and outraged when some berserker in his behemoth takes it upon himself to enforce an unwritten code - the law of the jungle - where might equals right."
But try not to pee off the beast...
Keep the Easy Finger in Check
Just ask James Bray, if you're handy with a Ouija board. The 32-year-old cyclist was shot to rest May 5 in Denver during a traffic dispute with a motorist. According to witnesses, James Hall's pickup truck cut Bray off, the two exchanged words, and Hall shot Bray once in the chest with a .25-caliber handgun.
And try not to become fresh meat...
An Invitation to Mayhem
A cyclist on an American road is like a skinny kid shuffling into the exercise yard on his first day in the penitentiary. Everyone is a whole lot bigger than he is, nobody's happy to be there, and shaved legs suddenly seem like a really bad idea.
Now you are ready to face the Jungle. ;)