Green Wave uU|G*dfHK8Zr48I think the point was that, like the Old Shoreham Road near here, if you set off westbound from a...
Was delivering eggs today to Balmoral Castle in the works van and got the the gate where the coppers checked my ID etc. Seeing as id never been in the grounds I asked for directions to the kitchens. The coppers duly gave me them and I duly followed them. However - I ended up not at the kitchens but at the side of the castle itself right in front of a green range rover where some old buffer was glaring at me as if I was the three-breastted woman out of Total Recall. I knew that I had ended up in the wrong palce but had folllowed the directions precisely so I grabbed the delivery note and got out of the van to ask him directions. I had just started to move towards him and was patting the labrador who come to meet me when a copper came bolting over the grbutt and more or less bundled me back in the van saying "ive got to get you out of here mate" 1 2I explained about the directions and he just kept repeating himself and asked if I could reverse back. As I sat back in the seat lo and behold out comes Prince Philip ready to go out in the Rover. No wonder the copper was anxious to get me away from there. I reckon he was about 25 ft away. The thought came into my head to shout "Allah is great" then bang the side of the van with my fist came into my head but I decided against it. Anyway...thats my excitement for today over with.....yesterday I dropped a pallet of eggs in Lidl distribution depot in Livingstone...f***in hell!
1 They are English plods cos they all had the pointy hats with their sandwiches underneath. 2 "mate" is an english word anyway.
McKev
